Saturday 28 June 2014

Cambodia and Vietnam: Images and Thoughts




I just got back to Thailand after a month-long trip through Cambodia and Vietnam. I didn't write much about the specific places I visited, as there are dozens of decent blogs that can tell you all about them (i.e. Angkor Wat, the Killing Fields, Sa Pa, etc). Just google whatever peaks your interest in the pictures and captions.  I'll save myself the time and you the boredom.

For good measure, I wrote a bit below about the journey, but please take everything with a grain of salt because it was a relatively short trip. I don't think I can really paint a fair picture in such a short span of time.




CAMBODIA

Some Observations

Cambodia is as lawless as I anticipated. For example, I've seen police officer go into "inspect" a certain venue just so he could get drunk for free. After this, he rode off on his motorbike. Pharmacies hand out generic versions of valium and xanax like its tylenol—only cheaper (almost free). Many tuk-tuk drivers will offer to sell Yaba (more or less methamphetamine, and the literal translation is "madness drug").  

You can do just about anything if you're willing to dish out some money. Some travellers speak of firing a bazooka at a cow or throwing a grenade into a pen of chickens (I've heard even crazier things involving homeless men and orphans, but can't verify them). Some travellers just go to ranges to fire an AK-47, which is a weapon that is known not only for its use by Soviet-supported countries during the Cold War, but also one that is still being used by soldiers (often children) to kill innocent civilians in several ongoing African conflicts. Needless to say, I skipped these attractions.  

Despite the "wild west" nature of the country, I was impressed with the people. I kept hearing about thieves and blackjack scammers (especially in Phnom Penh), but I encountered more people warning us about them the thieves and scammers themselves. Also, the infamous tuk-tuk drivers were just plain interesting. Overall, they were next-level annoying (some even tried to offer rides as I was getting out of another tuk-tuk). This is likely due to the poverty and the necessarily aggressive work ethic that comes with it. Cambodians don't have the type of government that will just hand them money if they can't find work. Even though I had to decline most drivers' offers, I learned that saying "no thank you" with a smile was a great way to open up some small talk or even a long conversation. 

What was most impressive was the fact that the Cambodian people seemed to move forward from the genocide (1975-79) with an incredible amount of resilience and even forgiveness. Roughly a quarter of the population was killed, and everyone seems to know someone who was involved. Still, relatives of perpetrators (many of whom had little choice in their role) work side-by-side with relatives of victims. 

Also, I was able to get a Vietnamese visa in Phnom Penh for $65. This is a steal given that in Canada I'd have to drive to Ottawa a couple of times and pay even more. In Cambodia, I just paid someone at the hostel and waited a day. 




The Route in Cambodia

- Two nights in Siem Reap
- Seven-hour bus to Phnom Penh
- Two nights Phnom Penh 
- Three-hour bus to Kampot
- Four or Five nights in Kampot (I originally planned for 2 nights; if you've been there, you know what I mean)
- Bus to Vietnam. It took just an hour to the border (Ha Tien), and a few more hours to Ho Chi Minh City/ Saigon



VIETNAM

Some Observations

Vietnam was more or less what I expected: great food, interesting history, lots of socialist/communist propaganda, and ridiculously chaotic city traffic. 
In theory, everyone in Saigon should have suffered fatal or life-threatening injuries just from the driving. The chaos, particularly in Saigon, was surreal. Crossing the street is probably more adventurous than anything I can do back home.

The art of Saigon road-crossing is like a cruel video game. To cross most roads, you need to take a deep breath, walk slowly (you can even close your eyes), and the traffic will go around you. Just don't walk too quickly or do anything spontaneous. You'll probably get hit by a motorbike. 

One of my favourite aspects of the country is the prevalence of "easy riders." These are guys who will give of custom motorbike tours throughout the country. They know the cities, the countryside, the backroads, and all kinds of incredible places. You can either get on their bike, or have them lead the way. There is some debate about which ones are "real" and such, but it wouldn't matter to most visitors. Whether someone is a "legit easy rider" or not, the odds are he will be awesome just the same. Most of the easy riders I met had a great sense of humour and were just plain fun. Some sit on the curbs, look at tourists, and say "I am easy rider."     

I was tempted to ride up the Ho Chi Minh trail to Hanoi, but time was running out. Also, the prospect of dying or being severely injured is not high on my to do list. I've become fairly experienced riding motorbikes in Asia, but I've heard more than enough stories from travellers to dissuade myself from any kind of long-distance motorbike journey. 



The Route in Vietnam

- Two nights in Ho Chi Minh City (still commonly called Saigon)
- Seven-hour bus ride to Da Lat
- Three nights in Da Lat
- A long bus ride to Hoi An (somewhere between 12 and 15 hours) 
- Two nights in Hoi An
- Three-hour bus ride to Hue
- Two nights in Hue
- One-hour flight to Hanoi (seat sale ftw) 
- One night in Hanoi
- Overnight bus to Sa Pa
- Three nights in Sa Pa
- Overnight bus back to Hanoi, which somehow arrived four hours ahead of schedule. It just dropped us off in an irrelevant part of the city at 2am. I think the driver was just trying to give us to his cabbie friends. 
- Another night in Hanoi. 




POPULAR THINGS I DID NOT DO AND PLACES I DID NOT VISIT (in both countries)

- Islands (i.e. Koh Rong)
- Marble Mountain (Hoi An)
- Caves
- Halong Bay
- Nha Trang
- Crater lake
- Ride an ostrich
- Eat a poisonous snake/drink venom/take a shot with a beating snake heart in it
- Eat dog
- Fire an AK-47, M60, rocket launcher etc
- Ride the Ho Chi Minh Trail or the epic roads near the Chinese border
- Train Rides  (the sleeper-busses were just cheaper, and I've grown to like them)


I don't regret not doing these things. Most of the choices were between awesome, awesome, awesome, cruel, and ridiculous. 

There is a lot to experience no matter where you go, and I can't do it all in such a sort time. Honestly, I didn't want to do it all.



LESSONS LEARNED


Lesson 1: hosteling is not always conducive to budget travelling

I'm a big fan of backpacker hostels, but many involve a food/alcohol trapespecially in Cambodia and Vietnam (I'm sure the Thai islands are similar). In many hostels the food is very expensive, and all kinds of tactics are employed to encourage visitors to drink (i.e. free beer on arrival).  Many hostels even have scoreboards listing the nationalities of the people who were crazy enough to drink record numbers of whatever concoction that particular hostel produces.  I guess this is why the rooms and dorms are so inexpensive; the money is made elsewhere. Fortunately, there are always other options. I've learned to wander out a block or two and find cheaper (also better) food and a more sober and genuine atmosphere. I'm 29, and have had enough fun for two lifetimes; there is more to backpacking than staying with the in-crowd, although I certainly wouldn't discourage the younger travellers from doing so. In both scenarios, you meet people from all over the world and learn a lot about travel recommendations and people's home-countries.  



Lesson 2: if a place is full of tourists, it does not necessarily mean that it's "inauthentic" or not worth visiting.

Before I went to Sa Pa, a traveller told me that it is too touristy, and that I should go to some remote village 200 kilometres away instead. I've gotten over my "off the beaten path syndrome" because I learned something important in Thailand: if you pick up some of the language, the dynamics of social interaction change no matter where you are. For example, the ladies bugging tourists to purchase bracelets in Sa Pa are no less "authentic" than the people in the smaller villages. Just try to speak some Vietnamese or Hmong (a friend did this), and people seem to open up to different types of interactions. There is an impressive plethora of smartphone apps that can help with this. Yes, places like Sa Pa have their share of things to "make the white people think they are doing something genuinely different" (i.e. trekking and home-stays),  but the locals are still locals, just trying to make a living in a different way than the rice farmers down in the valley. In a way, I'd rather talk to them than bug the people who are working on their farms.

That's all for now. 




Stay tuned... 






Tuesday 24 June 2014

Thinking about freedom in Vietnam

This is me with Dung, a former school teacher and ARVN veteran.
Tolerate of this entry for an explanation. 





This is Titi, another vet who took on some hard work after the war. He has since "retired" and now gives motorbike tours in Da Lat.




Throughout these past few months in southeast Asia, I've repeatedly found myself talking about how much more alive and free I feel here—even with Thai martial law, a confusing Burmese government, severely corrupt Cambodian police, and a pompously "communist" system in Vietnam. However, in any of these places, you can find food and friendly people virtually anywhere at any hour. If I want to open an all-night food stand in Toronto, well, I'll have better luck playing Lotto Max. 

You can (especially as a traveler) do almost anything you want with little consequence in much of Southeast Asia. If you want to sit on a curb in Saigon/Ho Chi Minh City till 5am and drink cheap beer with locals, nobody will stop you (you might get mugged in an alley on the way back, but it's still probably less likely to happen than in places like Barcelona and Rome); if you get into a motorbike accident (and live) or break a minor law, a few dollars will likely cover the other party. Fewer lawyers, less paperwork, and less nonsense. If anything, you might help someone send their kids to school in the process. In Canada, we pay extra if we want our passports processed more quickly ("express service"); perhaps this is no less corrupt than paying someone for special treatment / express service in the eastern hemisphere. 

For some reason, I keep viewing Canada as a more restrictive place than those I've recently visited. I can't help but see it as a country controlled by lawyers, bankers, bureaucrats, and capitalists, just to name a few. I also have a place in this mix, and I feel I have no choice. Of course, these influential entities are perfectly suited to a democracy in which political loyalties and reciprocated favours are the norm.  

Where I'm from, more and more people are living in the suburbs (increasingly out of necessity), and the housing prices are rising grossly out of proportion with wages. Average car insurance prices in the GTA are just plain criminal. 

We also have citizens who purposely abuse the welfare/employment system with relative ease, while others work two jobs to keep a roof over their heads. The latter pays the taxes. Yesterday my less-than-proud view of Canada's civic infrastructure intensified when I found out that someone who murdered a friend of mine got a 10-year prison sentence. Guess who pays the bill?

It all just seems kind of bizarre, and most travellers I tell this to seem to agree. 

Anyway, you get the picture.  I've repeatedly said that I'd take 50 years in Asia over 90 years in an Ontario Suburb.

Then today I was walking around Hue and met a man named Dung. He was sitting against a fence beside the sidewalk, and was wearing a military veteran hat with an American flag on it, which is pretty rare here. It turns out he is a 61-year-old former schoolteacher.  He also happened to fight with the pro-American ARVN forces during the Vietnam War. I suggested we go for lunch, and we did.  

Here is what I learned from him:

When Saigon fell to the communists in 1975, Dung and all other known non-communists were forced to report to the new authorities and were subsequently banned from their previous professions (especially if they were "white collar"). Dung was sentenced to 3 years of hard labour and near-starvation in a prison camp near the Chinese border. After his time in prison, he and others like him have been spending most of their lives farming instead of returning to their professions as teachers, doctors, lawyers, and other such careers. They had—and still have—little choice. Even his children's career prospects suffer because of Dung's association with the anti-communist forces. He is also not allowed to leave the country.

Here are some other interesting facts:

-Vietnamese citizens have to pay for health care or insurance
-Vietnamese citizens have to pay for some of their "public" schooling
-Speaking publicly against the government is a punishable offence 

The brand of communism here is not exactly in keeping with theory. There is, however, a ton of propaganda everywhere, which I expected. Massive red flags and Ho Chi Minh banners are ubiquitous. There is also no shortage of suspicious government buildings and military compounds. Just a few days ago I walked though a gate to see what was up with the beautiful gardens.  A man with an AK-47 swiftly came out of nowhere and kicked me out. I still have no idea what the place was. 

I'll conclude by reminding myself and you wonderful readers that no system is perfect. I still feel more alive here, but it is refreshing to regain some perspective on the other types of freedom Canada offers. 


Stay tuned....    Pictures and a more detailed a posting about Cambodia and Vietnam should be up at the end of the month. 


Friday 23 May 2014

My First Curfew in a Very Long Time: The Thai Political Crisis of 2014



This week, Thailand experienced the imposition of martial law, followed by a military coup. Television and radio stations have been taken over by the military, and schools have been closed for a few days. There is also a curfew in place (10pm-5am). I wrote this out of boredom. 

The curfew has totally changed the city. The usually-busy streets are dead tonight. I already miss the sound of motorbikes dangerously racing down my street at 3am and the ability to get amazing food at any hour. Also, the ever-ubiquitous 711 stores are experiencing a separate crisis: they haven't locked their doors in years, and now the popular chain (of which there are about 7000 locations in Thailand) has to close all locations before 10pm. From what I've been told, employees were scrambling in a state of confusion to adjust to the new hours of operation. The curfew is, for many, the least popular part of this coup. It's already having a severe impact on businesses, and military governments aren't exactly known for compensating people's losses. 

Regardless of the changes that are taking place, there is nothing new about this political crisis—the country has had about a dozen such incidents since the conversion from absolute monarchy to constitutional monarchy in 1932. 

Yes, it's safe here in Chiang Mai, and no I'm not going to break curfew just to see what happens or go down to Bangkok to take pictures on top of military vehicles any time soon (although it's tempting). Most of the action is about 700 kilometres south of me, and it's not easy to find reliable information about it. Some people here are speaking of gunfire in their relatives' neighbourhoods in Bangkok, but some of my friends in Bangkok say it's pretty tame there. It's hard to know when so much information is being controlled and censored. One thing is for sure: there isn't much happening Chiang Mai, aside from the suspension of certain tv/radio stations, the presence of military personnel in some key spots, and small groups of protesters being forced into prison-trucks. It seems like a crazy state of affairs, but the reality on the ground is a bit different from what the average westerner would expect.


Here are two important terms necessary to understanding the situation here:

Yellow-shirts: citizens who are against the elected government because of alleged corruption and the dedication of government resources to the working classes/farmers etc. These citizens are typically monarchists, and the Thai military is known to operate in their favour. Many yellow-shirts have argued that the king should unilaterally appoint a new government. 

Red-shirts: citizens who support the elected government, and are largely northerners, farmers, and working class people. They protest and fight on behalf of the majority who has elected the most recent democratic government. Some prominent members of this movement have been known to be critical of the monarchy. 



There is a very sharp contrast in citizens' attitudes towards the situation.

I was tutoring a student when the coup was declared. When I went to talk to the student's mother after our session, I saw the entire family glued to the TV screen. They were smiling (more like glowing), and were on the brink of tears. They composed themselves, looked at me, and said "revolution!" They were happy about the military coup—like really happy. The mother proceeded to explain to me why democracy is overrated. This family supports the "yellow-shirts," royalists who are dissatisfied with the way democracy has operated here. This is due to corruption of elected leaders and the alleged "buying" of farmers' votes. This particular group holds the belief that the pro-government supporters are against the king; this is a strong card to play, as speaking against the royal family in any way is highly illegal in Thailand (up to 15 years in prison). Also, the king (now 86 years old) is widely revered for having modernized the country though royal projects, such as bringing running water and electricity to all citizens, no matter what their role in society or where they lived.  

In short, yellow-shirt supporters draw on the fact that an ousted (and allegedly corrupt) former Prime Minister, Thaksin Shinawatra, has been operating a puppet government while in exile. The yellow-shirt protests fired up when recently-removed Prime Minister, Yingluck Shinawatra, Taksin's sister, proposed an amnesty bill to bring her brother back. This, combined with allegations that her government was doing "favours" for the working class to get votes, resulted in fierce opposition from the middle/upper class royalists and yellow-shirt supporters. Perhaps the government was just doing what it was elected to do: make life better for the majority of citizens (i.e. infrastructure, education, health care), but the yellow-shirts certainly don't see it this way. Many of them have even argued that the king should appoint a new government. They have suggested this this before, and the king said it's contrary to Thai democracy. Clearly this is a complicated situation.   

Two weeks ago, Yingluck was also removed form power on corruption charges. She, the interim prime minister, and leaders from both political groups, have been detained by the military after it assumed control of the country. Among the detained is also the "yellow-shirt" leader, Suthep Thaugsuban (he walked right by me before giving a speech in Siam Square in February. I had just landed in Bangkok and had no idea who he was, although his face was printed on shirts in the protest zone where I was staying). Despite Suthep's detention, yellow-shirt supporters seem very supportive of the situation. Some say it's because they know this coup is, once again, a means to impose their agenda.

Others are not so satisfied. Northern Thailand is full of farmers and working class people who support the elected government (i.e. red-shirts). I know some of these people, and they don't seem pretty happy right now. Why would they be? They elected a government, and once again that government has been declared illegitimate by other powers. It's no wonder why this group has previously taken to the streets (most notably in 2010) with whatever weaponry available. It's also been alleged that they have previously and recently hired Cambodian assassins to help them out. Nameless and faceless people from a poorer and more lawless country are ideal for such tasks. However, rumours and lies flourish in this type of political climate, and they come from people on both sides. It's going to be an interesting few weeks, but alas I'll be in Cambodia and Vietnam for much of it. 

     

This is what it looks like here in Chiang Mai: a man playing Beatles songs (as he always does) and a soldier watching.

This was followed by a guy coming in with a massive picture of the king in the basket of his motorbike. He offered it to the soldiers and gave them an emotional "thank you." At the other end of the spectrum, my apartment's security guard (redshirt supporter) was not his usual cheerful self tonight.


The North Gate in Chiang Mai  (the pickup truck and the white van are also used to bring soldiers around the city)



Just couldn't resist... cheesy, I know.

Many of the other people asking for pictures with the soldiers were Thai parents with their children. The soldiers had no problem holding their guns across children's chests and letting them wear their helmets.
In a way, it is still the land of smiles.

The curfew seems like the most unpopular part of this whole situation (it's affecting businesses and such), but beyond that, not nearly as many Thais seem to get bent out of shape about their rights as people do in western countries. Some have even told me that this is the best option, since the two sides of the political spectrum just can't get along. If history is any indication of things to come, this military coup is once again a way to impose the will of one of those sides. Time will tell.







I don't watch television, but I decided to turn the thing on for once during the coup. Here is what was is available. It is accompanied by soothing Thai military songs. 















A MESSAGE TO ONTARIANS:

Despite the situation here, it's good so see people who are intensely passionate about their country. That being said, I hope the voter turnout in the next Ontario election is more than 49.2% this time around. Canadian democracy is far from perfect, but when every citizen has the right to vote (even from overseas), there is no good reason not to to elect a government that represents the population as much as possible. Of course, this comes with some responsibility: making facebook/twitter posts demonizing a party you dislike is not a good thing; in fact, I think it's a very immature way of conducting yourself as a citizen. Support what you like, read from both sides, and decide from there. Whether you're right, centre, left, green, northern Ontario separatist, or any alternative, please vote on June 12th. It's highly unlikely that you'll have to deal with a grenade at the voting booth.




UPDATE - May 28:  The curfew has been loosened, and is now in place from 12am-4am.  Things seem pretty calm here, but I'm sure there are some things happening secretly.  Yesterday, a friend of mine (living here for over 10 years) was driving by a military compound and saw about some guys exiting the premises on black motorcycles without license plates. They were dressed from head to toe in black, and were wearing ski masks and carrying automatic weapons. They are most likely assassins operating on behalf of the military (perhaps targeting key red-shirt leaders). Another friend who has lived here her for most of her life said that these "ninjas" have been around for a while. Unfortunately there is no information about this online, and only eye-witness accounts (which often get mixed in with rumours and propaganda) can verify it.

UPDATE - A Few Weeks Later: The curfew has been lifted throughout the country. Although this is a positive development for Thai businesses and the tourism industry, it does not mean that things have returned to normal. Military personnel and police officials are currently enforcing laws that have long existed, but were never enforced (e.g. no live music after 1am).



Stay tuned....

Wednesday 7 May 2014

Pentatonic Rock Bar: Refuge in a Sea of "Same Same"




"Sud-yod" is the Thai equivalent of "awesome." When I hear the word, it makes me think of my favourite place in Chiang Mai. 

Before I get to that, here’s a little context:

There’s no shortage of live music venues peppered around the city. Some of my favourites include The Brasserie, Boy Blues Bar, Inter Bar, and the North Gate jazz club. On nearly every night, in any of these places, you can see musicians performing anything from jazz to punk. 

Unfortunately, Chiang Mai has its share of dance clubs that cater to the average 20-something westerner.  I say “unfortunately” because it connotes an objective truth: these places exist in nearly every city in the world. They are, as the Thais say, "same same," and are virtually interchangeable. Also (if you can pardon a generalization), a visitor can regularly expect to see the same type of clientele. They tend to have the same types of conversations, buy the same terrible beverages, and do the same types of lubricious things on the dance floor—all with unapologetic indiscretion. 

One of the most popular places for nightlife in Chiang Mai is an L-shaped walking area with an open-air dance club in the middle. This spot is known as the “Zoe corner." Here there are several bars and clubs, featuring a mix of dance/hip-hop, reggae, more dance/hip-hop, and some rave-ish electronica.

Fortunately there is also the Pentatonic Rock Bar—a place for refuge in a sea of predicable social attractions. Located on the edge (perhaps a good metaphor) of the Zoe corner, this place features live rock music every night. Most of the bands play covers, and they play them awesomely.  Of course, rock is a very broad genre, and venue features the full spectrum.

One evening in February, I was enticed to go to the Zoe corner with some friends. While exploring the area, I walked by a small venue and heard a band covering “Aneurism” by Nirvana. This is a lesser-known song, so needless to say I was already impressed, and the night was still young. Later I saw a band cover “Sugar” by System of a Down and “I’m Broken” by Pantera, among many other epic 90s hard rock/metal tunes. Everything was played immaculately. My jaw dropped, and I felt at home. 

Anyone who knows me well enough knows that I grew up on a diet of heavy music. I sometimes forget about this part of myself while learning and working in certain environments, but its still there; it always will be.  Yes, I still play guitar, but as a high school History and English teacher, my guitar-playing roles are a bit limited, and there is often little time or energy left to play during most days. However, you can’t change the things that fuel you, but you can take advantage when sparks lead to flames. After a few conversations with the bands, I found myself being invited on stage regularly to play Rage Against the Machine, Metallica, Pantera, etc.


Jamming some Rage



What makes this place feel even more special is that it harbours a tight-knit community of local and foreign clientele, many of which are close friends with the bands and the bar’s owners. Still, the staff and bands welcome me as if I belong there, and the same applies to anyone who walks through the door.

During subsequent visits, I heard songs I had loved yet had forgotten, such as “Between Angels and Insects” by Papa Roach (a grossly underrated song inspired by Fight Club). I also heard a house band cover "Where is My Mind" by The Pixiesanother song with a Fight Club connection. One band even covered some No Doubt songs with shockingly accurate pronunciation and energy. 

The music at Pentatonic isn't exclusively North American; Thai rock songs and European metal are also regularly played.

The house bands (Project Mayhem, Lords of Rock, Peace Flower, Gain, and Rock A Fellas) are all just plain great, as are the special guests. Last year, Pentatonic featured a guitar competition; last month, they it had an all-night tribute to Nirvana; and this month the venue hosted a local death metal festival, during which the place was packed all day and night with bands and fans from all over the country (there also happened to be an earthquake the following day. Coincidence? I think not). Whether it's during a festival or an average weeknight, this place always has a great community-vibe. 

Since that fateful February evening, I’ve gone to Pentatonic over a dozen times, and I hope to go at least a dozen more. I’ve met people from all over the world there, and even had the good fortune of sharing the stage with some of them. This is a place I’ll surely miss when I get back to Canada in July.

Pentatonic Rock Bar is a testament to the community-building power of music. There are few other places that can keep an early-bird like me out late when I need to wake up early. Well worth it. 













Stay tuned.......




Thursday 17 April 2014

That Time I Went to Burma






“I’m so happy I need to bite my scarf”—these were my friend's words in the midst of our trip through Myanmar (also known as Burma). The scenery and architecture are more than enough to warrant happiness-induced garment biting, but it's the Burmese people who hold the real magic. At all times, I found myself surrounded by greetings and warm smiles. It was like being in a sea of bursting painted cheeks.

Surely some readers might think I’m idealizing Myanmar, so I should make something clear: I'm under no illusions about the country’s problems; the killing and internal displacement of the Rohingya (one the most persecuted minorities in the world) is still happening at the hands of Buddhist extremists (largely inspired by Ashin Wirathu). Yes, it's true; not all Buddhists are peaceful. In fact, they have been committing what some call a "hidden genocide" for years. Myanmar also continues to experience the world's longest-running civil war (even if I had intended on going to a dangerous area, someone surely would have stopped me). These are just a few of the issues that make up the country's dark side. 

I was fortunate enough to be within Myanmar's borders, let alone see and encounter the amazing things that I did. I’m especially grateful that I got to visit the Dawei area, which, until very recently, was controlled by the military and was off-limits to visitors.

It’s not easy to write about a place like this. The political issues and ethnic diversity make it nearly impossible for me to grasp the country’s complexities and write in general terms. Besides, I was there for less than two weeks. What I can say absolutely is that although Myanmar borders Thailand (and four other countries), it is a world apart.

The journey was absolutely stimulating—perhaps too much so (re: scarf biting). I was also fortunate to have shared the experience with a friend I met in Chiang Mai, and to have met many others along the way. For good measure, I took notes on my iphone as we went along to remind myself of anything I thought was important. Below is the refined culmination of those notes.




THE ROUTE

  • ten-hour bus from Chiang Mai to Bangkok
  • one-hour flight form Bangkok to Yangon
  • two days in Yangon
  • overnight bus to Bagan
  • full day in Bagan (4:30am to 6:30pm)
  • overnight bus to Nyaung Shwe, which is near Inle lake (arrived at 3:30am)
  • two days in Nyaung Shwe/Inle lake
  • overnight bus (12hrs) back to Yangon
  • flight at 11am to Dawei (booked at the airport just over an hour before. We were lucky)
  • two and a half days in Dawei
  • sixteen-hour bus (very modest bus, to put it mildly) to Yangon. The bus had a monk’s blessing and incense treatment before departure. 
  • one-hour flight from Yangon to Bangkok
  • ten-hour bus from Bangkok back to Chiang Mai.
  • Sleep...lots of sleep


THE PEOPLE

We brought our own drinks into a restaurant in Yangon, and the owner reacted by offering us glasses and ice. This is just one example of Burmese awesomeness. No matter where we went, there were people trying to make our experience comfortable. I certainly did not come to this country for comfort (quite the opposite if anything), but some people can't be stopped when trying to do good things. Another such encounter took place during a very long bus trip from Dawei to Yangon. My friend and I were the only foreigners in the bus, and were subject to relentless staring (e.g. the picture at the top of this posting), but there was nothing uncomfortable about it. The people were genuinely curious. The staring intensified during the food stops, and at one point the servers in a remote mountainside restaurant gave us a different kind of stare—one of sympathy and concern. After we spent a few minutes stretching and sitting outside the bus, the servers just brought us food, assuming we were hungry and unaware of how to order. We felt like poor animals, but in a good way. Even though I wasn't hungry, stuffing my face with a steamed bun was totally worth it when the smiles came bursting from the painted faces of our servers.

Most of the Burmese girls and women wear a yellowish paste on their faces (some males, particularly young boys, wear it too). This is called thanaka, and it’s made from a kind of tree that grows throughout the country. For over two millennia, Burmese people have used this to cool the skin and protect it from the sun. It works—I tried it. Aside from its health benefits, thanaka is a valuable cultural asset in Myanmar because it is most often applied in decorative ways. It's like an identity-booster (kind of like a culturally-consistent and valued version of piercings and tattoos). 



I found that what was inside the Burmese people was even more profound than what was on the outside. By and large, people seemed to be having fun with whatever they were doing. Smiles were everywhere all the time. There were countless occasions when people stopped whatever it was they were doing and gave us a smile and wave. At times it was a bit more extreme—as in trucks jammed with workers ecstatically saying (almost screaming) "mingalaba" as they passed. This is the Burmese equivalent of "hello," but it's much more meaningful. It literally means "good fortune be upon you / have an auspicious moment." I encountered nothing that even resembled ill-will during my short time in Myanmar. It's known to be a very safe country, and among the few travellers I met there, all agreed that there is virtually no risk of theft or other problems that arise when developing countries encounter tourists and visitors.

If I could describe the people I encountered in one word, it would be “hard.” The people seemed resilient, consistent, content, and fearless. The people in Myanmar are like unbreakable creations.  The description came to me when, during a bike ride through a village, I saw a boy carrying a massive dead snake on a short branch. He looked at me and simply said, “snake,” with an explosive smile. The word “hard” seemed to make even more sense as I saw people working all kinds of not-so-desirable jobs (from a western perspective) in the blazing sun, while maintaining genuine smiles.

I’ve long held a theory about happiness, and it was solidly affirmed by what I saw in Myanmar. I’ll spare you a few thousand words and boil it down. It’s not about achieving career goals, having an extravagant wedding, or being aesthetically beautiful. The value of these things is subject to change according to context. 

Happiness, as I see it, is about three things:
  • basic needs being met (shelter, food, and health to some extent)
  • reality’s relationship to one’s expectations (often out of our control, and influenced by how and where we are raised etc.)
  • cultural infrastructure (community support networks, the importance of relationships and community well-being etc).

What I saw in Burma seemed to be precisely this this theory in action. I didn’t see poverty; I saw simplicity. I saw people appreciating what they had (surely because they previously had less). Most importantly, I saw proud communities, families, and friends functioning in the moment. They weren’t hiding in suburban homes, or driving massive automobiles alone. If they were in a vehicle, they were often packed in and sometimes even hugging/holding hands. There was a sense of pride and contentment in the air, and on several occasions we were asked not only to have our pictures taken, but also to take pictures of local people and their families to share back home.

Perhaps I’m painting a bit too rosy a picture, but it's the truth of my experience. However, here's something for the sake of balance: I know there is a sizable class of wealthy, elite, self-secluding types in Myanmar, but it wasn’t in my reach. The country has a wealth of natural resources, so there's no ignoring the other side of the social coin. In every country there are people at the top of the pyramid. I've also heard about some places that did not seem as safe and happy as what I'm portraying here, so definitely take what you read here (and elsewhere) with a grain of salt. 

I'm also still reflecting on why most of the the people I encountered in four different parts of the country seemed so ridiculously happy. Maybe it has to do with the things I mentioned above; maybe, to a greater extent, the people simply recognize that they are very fortunate to live in the safer parts of the country; maybe it's something inherent in the language (i.e. mingalaba); maybe it has something to do with decades of isolation and the end to some of the country's problems. Whatever it is, I really hope nobody messes with it.


The people were the highlight of the trip, so unless you’re bored or intrigued, there's no need to read beyond this. Just make sure to see the photos.


If you are planning on visiting Myanmar at some point, please read on.



ACCOMMODATIONS, TRANSPORTATION, AND FOOD

Myanmar has a reputation for being very expensive compared to other Southeast Asian countries. Although there is some truth to this, there are definitely some exaggerations online and elsewhere. Hostels and dormitories can be difficult to come by, but there are plenty of budget hotels and guesthouses which tend to charge $15-25 for a private room—most often with shared bathrooms (if you really need a private bathroom, go elsewhere). It's very wise to travel with a friend or two and split the cost. Also, don’t hesitate to ask people to help you find your way around (i.e. people working at your hotel/guest house); some areas are difficult to navigate. 

I was impressed with the honesty and integrity of the local people when recommending accommodations. For example, at 4:00 am in Nyaung Shwe, the cab (i.e. pickup truck) driver recommended a hotel, and it was amazing. If this were India or Thailand, this situation would likely mean the driver was sending us to his friend's sketchy home-stay for a small cut, but this was not the case. For $20 per night, we stayed in a brand new hotel with a private bathroom and air conditioning (not that it was necessary). This was far better than any accommodation I’ve yet had on this continent in that price range.

Transportation options in Myanmar can only be described as diverse. Domestic flights access over two-dozen airports throughout the country (most of which are very small). Vans and mini-buses can be hired, but not everywhere. There is also a very impressive network of large busses. Many are quite new and relatively spacious overall, especially those going between, Yangon, Mandalay, Bagan, etc. They’re quite inexpensive; a twelve-hour ride in a high-end bus costs about $12US. There were usually many bus options, and thus the quality and prices were competitive. 

In Dawei, however, there was only one option for us to get to Yangon, as the one daily flight was sold out. We had to take a very long bus ride (sixteen to seventeen hours). I've read and heard some horror stories about bus rides at this end of the country, but there was no choice. To make matters more interesting, we had an 8am flight the next morning, and the bus was scheduled to arrive back in Yangon at 7am. Factor in the 15-20 minute cab ride from the bus station to the airport and you have an adventure. We also happened to get seats at which our feet were blocked from moving because of some sharp metal protrusions coming from the floor. The turbulent sixteen-hour journey in this bus began with it having incense treatment and a video blessing from a Buddhist monk. Once we got moving, the bus blasted some Burmese rock ballads at illogical (and painful) volume levels. This was a fitting accompaniment to the aggressive mosquitos that shared the bus with us. Fortunately, there was air conditioning, friendly people, and the bus—like all of them—stopped every few hours for toilet and food breaks. At one of our late night stops, there was a bar in the middle of nowhere, featuring a disco ball and an exotic bird in a cage. It was perfect in its own way.

One person told me I overpaid for one of my busses ($15 for an overnight bus), but I would have happily paid much more than that. If you’re Canadian and have tried to access a long, comfortable, and affordable bus journey through your own country, I’m sure you can relate.   

Burma isn’t exactly known for its food—especially in comparison to Thailand, but I had some excellent meals. In fact, I liked every meal I had during the trip. The culinary highlight was the BBQ fish in Yangon’s Chinatown. This is popular for good reasons: it’s slow cooked and stuffed with spices. Combine it with a plate of fried vegetables, and you’re as content as a reclining Buddha. A more distinctly local gem is the mighty bowl of Shan Noodles (regional dish of Shan state). This northern Burmese specialty looks like a typical Asian noodle bowl, but the noodles are much more chewy (think al dente), and the ingredients are more specific to the area. A popular Southeast Asian saying came to mind why I ate it: “Same same, but different.”

As is the case in Thailand, the best food is usually cooked and served outdoors, requiring customers to sit on plastic stools. I’ve converted to this way of dining, and follow the “plastic stool rule” regularly. The food is safe overall, but as in many Asian countries, it best is stick with what you see being cooked in front of you. Get food that is made to order.

The only hazard I experienced personally was the water. There are signs in the airport that say the tap water is not safe for drinking. This is truevery true. Don't even brush your teeth with the tap water. Avoid ingesting it at all costs. Many visitors (myself included) experienced some stomach weirdness throughout the trip. Fortunately it never got really bad, but I can imagine the potential. 



YANGON (RANGOON)

Yangon seems to be a city of contrasts. There are some very rough-looking neighbourhoods, and there are some very well maintained areas. During a short walk, you can pass a roadside mechanic shop see a man sitting on the ground—in the scorching heat—using his feet as vice grip while hammering a car part wedged in-between them, but you can also stumble into the Strand Hotel, which is a pristine vestige of British colonialism.

Yangon’s Chinatown (also known as 19th street) is definitely worth seeing. It’s a pleasantly overpopulated sea of restaurants, food vendors, bars, and assorted shops. It actually reminded me of China, and I could recognize some Mandarin words being exchanged there too.

And what would an busy city be without rats? 

The rats in Yangon are like no other rats I’ve ever seen (and I’ve seen more than my share). They are blatantly indiscreet there. They didn’t scuttle away when we walked near them. They had no shame or fear. It's as if rats are liberating themselves in Yangon; they are proudly expressing their right to be a rat. One friend identified this phenomenon as Burmese rattitude.

This city is also home to the famous Shwedagon Pagoda. Despite it’s popularity with tourists (not that Myanmar sees very much of it compared to other countries), this pagoda is one of the most special places I've ever visited. It has been around for over 2600 years after all. While there, we were virtually surrounded by people praying, families washing Buddha statues, lots of incense, small birds being set free, and a seemingly infinite amount of monks—many of which were walking and chanting at sunset. We didn't want to leave; there was just something special about the experience. Perhaps the most profound moment was when we went to a quiet spot near the back of the pagoda’s platform, and saw a monk sitting alone and chanting. He sat there, did not move and inch, and chanted. I'm not sure how long he was there, but it was longer than I could ever sit motionless. It was just plain beautiful—the discipline and the level dedication to something immaterial. 





THE POPULAR PLACES AND A RELATIVELY UNBEATEN PATH

As you’ll see in the pictures, both Bagan and Inle Lake are incredibly beautiful. However, there’s more than enough written about them, as they are widely considered to be part of the tourist route (along with Mandalay and Kalaw). Still, there were relatively few tourists in these places compared to what you’d find across the border in Thailand. Even the heavily popular boat tours of Inle Lake had a genuine local flavour to them. Our tour included a visit to a garment factory, which was full of workers who were sincerely happy that we were there, and even insisted we sit down with them for tea. After this, our boatman took us to a local market because the popular “floating market” was not happening that day. It was local indeed. I've never seen anything quite like it.

Ok, I know what some of you are thinking: it’s somewhat ironic and even hypocritical for a white, English-speaking, western guy to travel around, yet speak most favourably of the places with the fewest tourists. I’m by no means “anti-tourist,” but I’ve seen how it can both benefit and damage cities and even countries. There is also a difference between a tourist and a visitor, but that’s another article altogether. Fortunately, my experience in Myanmar gave me some assurance that this country has the potential to maintain its integrity and still accommodate a moderate presence tourists and visitors. I saw this in Nyaung Shwe and Inle Lake in particular.

After having an incredible time at Inle Lake, we took an overnight bus back to Yangon in hopes of catching a last minute flight to one of the southern cities. We went to the domestic airport terminal in the morning and asked for the cheapest flight to anywhere south, and we managed to get tickets to Dawei—a place we knew very little about. Fortunately I had notes on some accommodations thanks to a blog I came across prior to the trip, but I decided to not make reservations. Winging it was a theme in this trip. It's much more fun that way. So, without any expectations (see happiness theory above), we went for it. What I didn’t yet realize was that despite the aforementioned blog, Dawei experienced very few western visitors, as it was closed off by the military until recently. The real excitement kicked in when we were the only foreigners on the plane. 

As soon as we landed in Dawei and walked into its tiny airport, a man without any airport security uniform or identification grabbed our passports and walked away. Knowing what we did about the honesty and integrity of Burmese people (by and large), we weren’t too worried. We frantically followed the man as he brought our passports to a table with a foreigner registry book and gave them back. We exhaled and left, only to find ourselves swarmed by drivers as soon as we walked out the door. Flight schedules are no secret after all. But being unsure of what was a fair price to our accommodations, we decided to have a cold drink at a shop across the street and wait it out. We should have trusted them, as we have not yet had anyone trying to rip us off, but it all worked out. We met a wonderful family (they’re in the photo album) and spent some time connecting with them before getting our ride.

Dawei was oppressively hot but extremely beautiful. The sweaty 20km ride in our motorcycle-cab hybrid seemed to take the better part of an hour due to the bumpy (and surely long-ignored) roads. As became the norm by this point in the trip, we exchanged greetings with almost every person we passed. We eventually got to our accommodations—beautiful little bungalow-style huts near Muangmagan beach, with rooms available. On our first night there, we went to the beach, and were just astounded—it was clearly a place for the local people. There were very few people on the beach as it was, and most were children and teens. Anyone who knows me knows that I’m not a beach person, but this was an exception. Within minutes, we were talking to locals, and even spent some time sitting with a young boy and teaching how to spell some English words in the sand. Nobody was shy. Parents were not worried about us hanging around with their kids. In fact, just as many people wanted pictures of us as we did of them. 


FINAL THOUGHTS

I’m writing this from my apartment in Chiang Mai—the epicentre of Songkran (Thai New Year/water festival). Despite the fact that the world's biggest water fight has been happening all around me for the past three days, I’m underwhelmed. Call it post-Myanmar syndrome. 

It was a relatively short trip, but it was an experience that will forever be imprinted my psyche. Of course, there were some incredible things I didn’t do—like seeing Mrauk U, trekking in Kalaw, taking the long boat ride north from Myeik, and diving with the Moken (sea gypsies). I’ve also been told that Yangon has an impressive rock music scene (including punk and metal), and I'd love to experience it. Alas, it wasn't easy to leave, and I hope to be back at some point. Perhaps I'll live vicariously through one of you wonderful readers if you go there. 






Stay tuned….