Thursday, 17 April 2014

That Time I Went to Burma






“I’m so happy I need to bite my scarf”—these were my friend's words in the midst of our trip through Myanmar (also known as Burma). The scenery and architecture are more than enough to warrant happiness-induced garment biting, but it's the Burmese people who hold the real magic. At all times, I found myself surrounded by greetings and warm smiles. It was like being in a sea of bursting painted cheeks.

Surely some readers might think I’m idealizing Myanmar, so I should make something clear: I'm under no illusions about the country’s problems; the killing and internal displacement of the Rohingya (one the most persecuted minorities in the world) is still happening at the hands of Buddhist extremists (largely inspired by Ashin Wirathu). Yes, it's true; not all Buddhists are peaceful. In fact, they have been committing what some call a "hidden genocide" for years. Myanmar also continues to experience the world's longest-running civil war (even if I had intended on going to a dangerous area, someone surely would have stopped me). These are just a few of the issues that make up the country's dark side. 

I was fortunate enough to be within Myanmar's borders, let alone see and encounter the amazing things that I did. I’m especially grateful that I got to visit the Dawei area, which, until very recently, was controlled by the military and was off-limits to visitors.

It’s not easy to write about a place like this. The political issues and ethnic diversity make it nearly impossible for me to grasp the country’s complexities and write in general terms. Besides, I was there for less than two weeks. What I can say absolutely is that although Myanmar borders Thailand (and four other countries), it is a world apart.

The journey was absolutely stimulating—perhaps too much so (re: scarf biting). I was also fortunate to have shared the experience with a friend I met in Chiang Mai, and to have met many others along the way. For good measure, I took notes on my iphone as we went along to remind myself of anything I thought was important. Below is the refined culmination of those notes.




THE ROUTE

  • ten-hour bus from Chiang Mai to Bangkok
  • one-hour flight form Bangkok to Yangon
  • two days in Yangon
  • overnight bus to Bagan
  • full day in Bagan (4:30am to 6:30pm)
  • overnight bus to Nyaung Shwe, which is near Inle lake (arrived at 3:30am)
  • two days in Nyaung Shwe/Inle lake
  • overnight bus (12hrs) back to Yangon
  • flight at 11am to Dawei (booked at the airport just over an hour before. We were lucky)
  • two and a half days in Dawei
  • sixteen-hour bus (very modest bus, to put it mildly) to Yangon. The bus had a monk’s blessing and incense treatment before departure. 
  • one-hour flight from Yangon to Bangkok
  • ten-hour bus from Bangkok back to Chiang Mai.
  • Sleep...lots of sleep


THE PEOPLE

We brought our own drinks into a restaurant in Yangon, and the owner reacted by offering us glasses and ice. This is just one example of Burmese awesomeness. No matter where we went, there were people trying to make our experience comfortable. I certainly did not come to this country for comfort (quite the opposite if anything), but some people can't be stopped when trying to do good things. Another such encounter took place during a very long bus trip from Dawei to Yangon. My friend and I were the only foreigners in the bus, and were subject to relentless staring (e.g. the picture at the top of this posting), but there was nothing uncomfortable about it. The people were genuinely curious. The staring intensified during the food stops, and at one point the servers in a remote mountainside restaurant gave us a different kind of stare—one of sympathy and concern. After we spent a few minutes stretching and sitting outside the bus, the servers just brought us food, assuming we were hungry and unaware of how to order. We felt like poor animals, but in a good way. Even though I wasn't hungry, stuffing my face with a steamed bun was totally worth it when the smiles came bursting from the painted faces of our servers.

Most of the Burmese girls and women wear a yellowish paste on their faces (some males, particularly young boys, wear it too). This is called thanaka, and it’s made from a kind of tree that grows throughout the country. For over two millennia, Burmese people have used this to cool the skin and protect it from the sun. It works—I tried it. Aside from its health benefits, thanaka is a valuable cultural asset in Myanmar because it is most often applied in decorative ways. It's like an identity-booster (kind of like a culturally-consistent and valued version of piercings and tattoos). 



I found that what was inside the Burmese people was even more profound than what was on the outside. By and large, people seemed to be having fun with whatever they were doing. Smiles were everywhere all the time. There were countless occasions when people stopped whatever it was they were doing and gave us a smile and wave. At times it was a bit more extreme—as in trucks jammed with workers ecstatically saying (almost screaming) "mingalaba" as they passed. This is the Burmese equivalent of "hello," but it's much more meaningful. It literally means "good fortune be upon you / have an auspicious moment." I encountered nothing that even resembled ill-will during my short time in Myanmar. It's known to be a very safe country, and among the few travellers I met there, all agreed that there is virtually no risk of theft or other problems that arise when developing countries encounter tourists and visitors.

If I could describe the people I encountered in one word, it would be “hard.” The people seemed resilient, consistent, content, and fearless. The people in Myanmar are like unbreakable creations.  The description came to me when, during a bike ride through a village, I saw a boy carrying a massive dead snake on a short branch. He looked at me and simply said, “snake,” with an explosive smile. The word “hard” seemed to make even more sense as I saw people working all kinds of not-so-desirable jobs (from a western perspective) in the blazing sun, while maintaining genuine smiles.

I’ve long held a theory about happiness, and it was solidly affirmed by what I saw in Myanmar. I’ll spare you a few thousand words and boil it down. It’s not about achieving career goals, having an extravagant wedding, or being aesthetically beautiful. The value of these things is subject to change according to context. 

Happiness, as I see it, is about three things:
  • basic needs being met (shelter, food, and health to some extent)
  • reality’s relationship to one’s expectations (often out of our control, and influenced by how and where we are raised etc.)
  • cultural infrastructure (community support networks, the importance of relationships and community well-being etc).

What I saw in Burma seemed to be precisely this this theory in action. I didn’t see poverty; I saw simplicity. I saw people appreciating what they had (surely because they previously had less). Most importantly, I saw proud communities, families, and friends functioning in the moment. They weren’t hiding in suburban homes, or driving massive automobiles alone. If they were in a vehicle, they were often packed in and sometimes even hugging/holding hands. There was a sense of pride and contentment in the air, and on several occasions we were asked not only to have our pictures taken, but also to take pictures of local people and their families to share back home.

Perhaps I’m painting a bit too rosy a picture, but it's the truth of my experience. However, here's something for the sake of balance: I know there is a sizable class of wealthy, elite, self-secluding types in Myanmar, but it wasn’t in my reach. The country has a wealth of natural resources, so there's no ignoring the other side of the social coin. In every country there are people at the top of the pyramid. I've also heard about some places that did not seem as safe and happy as what I'm portraying here, so definitely take what you read here (and elsewhere) with a grain of salt. 

I'm also still reflecting on why most of the the people I encountered in four different parts of the country seemed so ridiculously happy. Maybe it has to do with the things I mentioned above; maybe, to a greater extent, the people simply recognize that they are very fortunate to live in the safer parts of the country; maybe it's something inherent in the language (i.e. mingalaba); maybe it has something to do with decades of isolation and the end to some of the country's problems. Whatever it is, I really hope nobody messes with it.


The people were the highlight of the trip, so unless you’re bored or intrigued, there's no need to read beyond this. Just make sure to see the photos.


If you are planning on visiting Myanmar at some point, please read on.



ACCOMMODATIONS, TRANSPORTATION, AND FOOD

Myanmar has a reputation for being very expensive compared to other Southeast Asian countries. Although there is some truth to this, there are definitely some exaggerations online and elsewhere. Hostels and dormitories can be difficult to come by, but there are plenty of budget hotels and guesthouses which tend to charge $15-25 for a private room—most often with shared bathrooms (if you really need a private bathroom, go elsewhere). It's very wise to travel with a friend or two and split the cost. Also, don’t hesitate to ask people to help you find your way around (i.e. people working at your hotel/guest house); some areas are difficult to navigate. 

I was impressed with the honesty and integrity of the local people when recommending accommodations. For example, at 4:00 am in Nyaung Shwe, the cab (i.e. pickup truck) driver recommended a hotel, and it was amazing. If this were India or Thailand, this situation would likely mean the driver was sending us to his friend's sketchy home-stay for a small cut, but this was not the case. For $20 per night, we stayed in a brand new hotel with a private bathroom and air conditioning (not that it was necessary). This was far better than any accommodation I’ve yet had on this continent in that price range.

Transportation options in Myanmar can only be described as diverse. Domestic flights access over two-dozen airports throughout the country (most of which are very small). Vans and mini-buses can be hired, but not everywhere. There is also a very impressive network of large busses. Many are quite new and relatively spacious overall, especially those going between, Yangon, Mandalay, Bagan, etc. They’re quite inexpensive; a twelve-hour ride in a high-end bus costs about $12US. There were usually many bus options, and thus the quality and prices were competitive. 

In Dawei, however, there was only one option for us to get to Yangon, as the one daily flight was sold out. We had to take a very long bus ride (sixteen to seventeen hours). I've read and heard some horror stories about bus rides at this end of the country, but there was no choice. To make matters more interesting, we had an 8am flight the next morning, and the bus was scheduled to arrive back in Yangon at 7am. Factor in the 15-20 minute cab ride from the bus station to the airport and you have an adventure. We also happened to get seats at which our feet were blocked from moving because of some sharp metal protrusions coming from the floor. The turbulent sixteen-hour journey in this bus began with it having incense treatment and a video blessing from a Buddhist monk. Once we got moving, the bus blasted some Burmese rock ballads at illogical (and painful) volume levels. This was a fitting accompaniment to the aggressive mosquitos that shared the bus with us. Fortunately, there was air conditioning, friendly people, and the bus—like all of them—stopped every few hours for toilet and food breaks. At one of our late night stops, there was a bar in the middle of nowhere, featuring a disco ball and an exotic bird in a cage. It was perfect in its own way.

One person told me I overpaid for one of my busses ($15 for an overnight bus), but I would have happily paid much more than that. If you’re Canadian and have tried to access a long, comfortable, and affordable bus journey through your own country, I’m sure you can relate.   

Burma isn’t exactly known for its food—especially in comparison to Thailand, but I had some excellent meals. In fact, I liked every meal I had during the trip. The culinary highlight was the BBQ fish in Yangon’s Chinatown. This is popular for good reasons: it’s slow cooked and stuffed with spices. Combine it with a plate of fried vegetables, and you’re as content as a reclining Buddha. A more distinctly local gem is the mighty bowl of Shan Noodles (regional dish of Shan state). This northern Burmese specialty looks like a typical Asian noodle bowl, but the noodles are much more chewy (think al dente), and the ingredients are more specific to the area. A popular Southeast Asian saying came to mind why I ate it: “Same same, but different.”

As is the case in Thailand, the best food is usually cooked and served outdoors, requiring customers to sit on plastic stools. I’ve converted to this way of dining, and follow the “plastic stool rule” regularly. The food is safe overall, but as in many Asian countries, it best is stick with what you see being cooked in front of you. Get food that is made to order.

The only hazard I experienced personally was the water. There are signs in the airport that say the tap water is not safe for drinking. This is true—very true. Don't even brush your teeth with the tap water. Avoid ingesting it at all costs. Many visitors (myself included) experienced some stomach weirdness throughout the trip. Fortunately it never got really bad, but I can imagine the potential. 



YANGON (RANGOON)

Yangon seems to be a city of contrasts. There are some very rough-looking neighbourhoods, and there are some very well maintained areas. During a short walk, you can pass a roadside mechanic shop see a man sitting on the ground—in the scorching heat—using his feet as vice grip while hammering a car part wedged in-between them, but you can also stumble into the Strand Hotel, which is a pristine vestige of British colonialism.

Yangon’s Chinatown (also known as 19th street) is definitely worth seeing. It’s a pleasantly overpopulated sea of restaurants, food vendors, bars, and assorted shops. It actually reminded me of China, and I could recognize some Mandarin words being exchanged there too.

And what would an busy city be without rats? 

The rats in Yangon are like no other rats I’ve ever seen (and I’ve seen more than my share). They are blatantly indiscreet there. They didn’t scuttle away when we walked near them. They had no shame or fear. It's as if rats are liberating themselves in Yangon; they are proudly expressing their right to be a rat. One friend identified this phenomenon as Burmese rattitude.

This city is also home to the famous Shwedagon Pagoda. Despite it’s popularity with tourists (not that Myanmar sees very much of it compared to other countries), this pagoda is one of the most special places I've ever visited. It has been around for over 2600 years after all. While there, we were virtually surrounded by people praying, families washing Buddha statues, lots of incense, small birds being set free, and a seemingly infinite amount of monks—many of which were walking and chanting at sunset. We didn't want to leave; there was just something special about the experience. Perhaps the most profound moment was when we went to a quiet spot near the back of the pagoda’s platform, and saw a monk sitting alone and chanting. He sat there, did not move and inch, and chanted. I'm not sure how long he was there, but it was longer than I could ever sit motionless. It was just plain beautiful—the discipline and the level dedication to something immaterial. 





THE POPULAR PLACES AND A RELATIVELY UNBEATEN PATH

As you’ll see in the pictures, both Bagan and Inle Lake are incredibly beautiful. However, there’s more than enough written about them, as they are widely considered to be part of the tourist route (along with Mandalay and Kalaw). Still, there were relatively few tourists in these places compared to what you’d find across the border in Thailand. Even the heavily popular boat tours of Inle Lake had a genuine local flavour to them. Our tour included a visit to a garment factory, which was full of workers who were sincerely happy that we were there, and even insisted we sit down with them for tea. After this, our boatman took us to a local market because the popular “floating market” was not happening that day. It was local indeed. I've never seen anything quite like it.

Ok, I know what some of you are thinking: it’s somewhat ironic and even hypocritical for a white, English-speaking, western guy to travel around, yet speak most favourably of the places with the fewest tourists. I’m by no means “anti-tourist,” but I’ve seen how it can both benefit and damage cities and even countries. There is also a difference between a tourist and a visitor, but that’s another article altogether. Fortunately, my experience in Myanmar gave me some assurance that this country has the potential to maintain its integrity and still accommodate a moderate presence tourists and visitors. I saw this in Nyaung Shwe and Inle Lake in particular.

After having an incredible time at Inle Lake, we took an overnight bus back to Yangon in hopes of catching a last minute flight to one of the southern cities. We went to the domestic airport terminal in the morning and asked for the cheapest flight to anywhere south, and we managed to get tickets to Dawei—a place we knew very little about. Fortunately I had notes on some accommodations thanks to a blog I came across prior to the trip, but I decided to not make reservations. Winging it was a theme in this trip. It's much more fun that way. So, without any expectations (see happiness theory above), we went for it. What I didn’t yet realize was that despite the aforementioned blog, Dawei experienced very few western visitors, as it was closed off by the military until recently. The real excitement kicked in when we were the only foreigners on the plane. 

As soon as we landed in Dawei and walked into its tiny airport, a man without any airport security uniform or identification grabbed our passports and walked away. Knowing what we did about the honesty and integrity of Burmese people (by and large), we weren’t too worried. We frantically followed the man as he brought our passports to a table with a foreigner registry book and gave them back. We exhaled and left, only to find ourselves swarmed by drivers as soon as we walked out the door. Flight schedules are no secret after all. But being unsure of what was a fair price to our accommodations, we decided to have a cold drink at a shop across the street and wait it out. We should have trusted them, as we have not yet had anyone trying to rip us off, but it all worked out. We met a wonderful family (they’re in the photo album) and spent some time connecting with them before getting our ride.

Dawei was oppressively hot but extremely beautiful. The sweaty 20km ride in our motorcycle-cab hybrid seemed to take the better part of an hour due to the bumpy (and surely long-ignored) roads. As became the norm by this point in the trip, we exchanged greetings with almost every person we passed. We eventually got to our accommodations—beautiful little bungalow-style huts near Muangmagan beach, with rooms available. On our first night there, we went to the beach, and were just astounded—it was clearly a place for the local people. There were very few people on the beach as it was, and most were children and teens. Anyone who knows me knows that I’m not a beach person, but this was an exception. Within minutes, we were talking to locals, and even spent some time sitting with a young boy and teaching how to spell some English words in the sand. Nobody was shy. Parents were not worried about us hanging around with their kids. In fact, just as many people wanted pictures of us as we did of them. 


FINAL THOUGHTS

I’m writing this from my apartment in Chiang Mai—the epicentre of Songkran (Thai New Year/water festival). Despite the fact that the world's biggest water fight has been happening all around me for the past three days, I’m underwhelmed. Call it post-Myanmar syndrome. 

It was a relatively short trip, but it was an experience that will forever be imprinted my psyche. Of course, there were some incredible things I didn’t do—like seeing Mrauk U, trekking in Kalaw, taking the long boat ride north from Myeik, and diving with the Moken (sea gypsies). I’ve also been told that Yangon has an impressive rock music scene (including punk and metal), and I'd love to experience it. Alas, it wasn't easy to leave, and I hope to be back at some point. Perhaps I'll live vicariously through one of you wonderful readers if you go there. 






Stay tuned….



Thursday, 27 March 2014

The Long Way to Ao Nang (Lemons and Lemonade)





ONE LAST-MINUTE DECISION LEADS TO ANOTHER


It all started when I spontaneously purchased a plane ticket to Myanmar. It was Tuesday evening, and the flight was to leave from Bangkok 48 hours later. That same evening, I bought an overnight bus ticket to Bangkok so I can make it in time for the flight. I was under the impression that Canadians could get visas on arrival at the airport Yangon. To my disappointment, during that same chaotic evening, a friend told me that tourist visas are not granted on arrival. I did some research, only to find out she was right—only business and transit visas can be granted on arrival in Myanmar (with the required documentation and such). I would have to get a visa in Bangkok, and would not likely get it in time for my flight.

And so I found myself with a round trip ticket to a country I would not be able to enter, a bus ticket to Bangkok, and less than a day to figure it all out.
These are lemons, and I really like lemonade.

I decided to switch my flight to a later date ($17 fee for the change…whatever), and resolved to go down to Bangkok anyway to get my visa. Here’s the lemonade: since Bangkok's already halfway down the country, I could easily visit one of those popular southern beach cities. So I decided to go to Krabi/Ao Nang. All I would need to do is spend an additional 12 hours on a bus.

The next day, I boarded my first bus in Chiang Mai, and was immediately impressed. It was really posh-looking “VIP” bus, and the seats looked like they belonged in the business class section of an airplane. I was even more pleased to find that I was seated beside some really awesome American friends I met previously. However, the bus ride was a bit rough. At random intervals, the driver would turn on the super-bright lights (appropriate only for major surgeries), crank Thai music loud enough to make the speakers crackle, and pick up the microphone to yell commands (I think) and irrelevant info with the tone and enthusiasm of an auctioneer. There didn't seem to be a reason for any of this, and it did not matter if it was midnight 2am, 3:30 am etc. The driver would also drop people off on the side of the road along the way (favours for locals perhaps?). As ridiculous as it was, I missed it when it was over.



BANGKOK, BURMESE EMBASSY, AND A VERY INTERESTING BUS STATION


I made it to Bangkok at 7 am, and it was already noticeably hotter than Chiang Mai. Oddly enough, the air was cleaner, as it is currently “burning season” in the north. At this point, in the oppressive city heat, I had to find the Burmese embassy, wait in its infamous lineup, and get out of Bangkok before it starts to hurt my soul. I quickly found the embassy, thanks to excellent public transit and very helpful personnel (even Toronto can learn a thing or two from Bangkok). For those applying for visas, the embassy is open for three hours in the morning for applications and only one hour in the afternoon for visa distribution.  Half an hour before opening in the morning, the embassy already had a massive line up. I made it though pretty quickly, and was told that I was approved and could pick up my passport at 3:30 the same day. 

All I had to do was hang around Bangkok for nearly six hours, in disgustingly hot weather, with a guitar and a large backpack strapped on me. More lemons, I guess, but fortunately I was able to pretend I was staying at a hostel at the other end of the city (somewhere I stayed previously). This allowed me go online to do some research. Long boring hours went by, and then I went back to the embassy.  This time the situation there was a bit more ominous—the lineup was much longer than it was this morning, yet everyone was lined up in the shade across the street; it was just too hot for anyone to stand against the wall during peak sunburn hours and sweat their lives away.  A couple of minutes before 3:30, a cattle-run of visa-hopefuls bombarded the door, and literally pushed their way though once it opened. Fortunately I was near the front of the herd.





Bangkok traffic goes on forever. This is why the death-defying motorbike taxis are so attractive.
Line across the street from the Burmese embassy in Bangkok (20 mins before the race to the door)




My next mission was to get to the southern bus terminal, which is inconveniently located at a far end of the city. A taxi without traffic would take 20-30 minutes, but the traffic in front of me portended a ridiculously long journey. So I decided to do something that everybody who visits Bangkok should do at least once: ride a motorbike taxi. Throughout the city (mostly outside metro stations), there are guys with yellow or pink shirts offering rides around town. They are motorcycle ninjas, and have a reputation of getting people where they need to go quickly by whatever means possible—including using alleys, driving the wrong way on one-way streets, and weaving through highway traffic.  For $9, I took the ride of my life, and made it to the southern airport in 20 minutes with my guitar and backpack still intact. I arrived at the bus station a stinky (but happy) mess of a man.


This is Ed. He nearly killed me, but he also saved a couple of hours of my life


Waiting at bus stations/terminals is awesome. There's just something magical about the experience. But this place was a bit different. As I waited inside the terminal—which is newly built and comfortable by any standard—I couldn't help but notice the prevalence of the infamous Thai "ladyboys." (that or aggressively forward, masculine-looking Thai women have some kind of affinity for this bus station).  Many awkward waves and hellos came in my direction; even a pharmacist was among the ranks. I'm pretty sure most were en route to some of the cities that are known for having high concentrations of both ladyboys and prostitutes (i.e. Pattaya and Phuket), as this is the station that offers busses to those cities.

Oh, and the station's massive washroom had neither toilet paper nor "the hose" (aka bum gun).  There wasn't even a sign or vestige of either. I've said it before, and I'll say it eternally: always pack toilet paper. I'm glad I did, although I can’t help but wonder what other people do in such situations. 

For the second night in a row, my hotel was a bus.  This one was much less comfortable than the first. I figured "first class" was good, and it was 2/3 the price of VIP. However, there wasn't even an option below first class. Perhaps it's just another example of Thai friendless and courtesy: even the “cheap” option is dignified. Despite the relative lack of comfort and space, this bus wasn't so bad. The seats didn't go very far back, but at least I wasn’t being woken up by random Thai music and bright lights at all hours of the night and morning. 




FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF KRABI/AO NANG 


I made it to Krabi, and a short ride from the bus station got me to my hostel in Ao Nang, which is a beautiful resort town near the islands. Krabi (and by extension, Ao Nang) is kind of an in-between place where people go before and after their trips to islands such as Koh Phi Phi. Fortunately I like in-between places.

The weather was somewhere between a sauna and a furnace, so it only made sense to rent a motorbike. I spent my time there riding around with a friend, visiting temples (one of which requires visitors to go up nearly 1300 very steep concrete stairs in the blazing heat), going to beaches, meeting people from all corners of the world, and eating great food—particularly southern Thai and Malaysian dishes.


This is the scenery all around Ao Nang. I just had to pull over and take a picture.
Railay Beach











Across the street from my hostel was a great little restaurant called Jungle Kitchen. At any given time, an amazing woman named Eve was the only person working—both cooking and serving (her husband does the building and maintenance). The first time I went there, she gave me mosquito spray and a big smile, followed by the best panang curry I have ever had in Thailand. After five weeks and dozens of tries, I found it (see my first food post). I licked the plate, and came back twice. I suspect that the south generally has better Panang, as the dish is reputedly from Malaysia, which is nearby. Thanks to the Muslim and Malaysian population, southern Thailand has some other amazing dishes, particularly the mighty massaman curry. This is known to be the best dish on earth, and it’s not difficult to find a good massaman in Krabi.



Sign outside the hostel
This is Eve—the force behind Jungle Kitchen










SOCIAL LIFE IN AO NANG


Being heavily touristic, Ao Nang naturally has a pretty big party scene. I went out for a "walk" with friends one night around 11pm and came back to the hostel around 5am—late enough that roosters were doing their thing by the time I got to sleep. Between those hours we went to several small venues, one of which had an amazing 80s/90s cover band. Many of the other places just seemed like frat parties, which is more or less in keeping with people’s descriptions of both the south and many of the islands.  

As soon as we arrived back at the hostel, the police dropped off one of the guys who was staying at the same place. He fell though the roof of a building up the street, and had no recollection of what happened. He lost his passport and wallet (credit cards and all) and had to somehow pay the damages. The police kept their word and picked up the noticeably scarred and bruised young man the next day to go search for his wallet. Of course, he didn’t find it, but still had to scrape up 2000 baht for damages (about $65).  Surprisingly, the police were not looking to line their own pockets (unless they took the wallet on arrival). Perhaps it was just a geographic anomaly. 

That same day, I woke up before noon to a bar full of empty shot glasses in the hostel’s lobby. Some Danish girls had recently arrived and decided to add some "points" for their country on the hostel’s “shots scoreboard” (yes indeed, a scoreboard, listing countries and shots consumed) . To make this even more extreme, they were drinking something called “inception” since 10:30 am (it's basically a drink within a drink, within a drink). Each drink counted as 2-3 shots.  According to the hostel’s owner/bartender, these recent customers cleared nearly 50 bottles of red bull and 3 bottles of liquor by early afternoon. People were also “icing” each-other (just plain cruel), so of course it was quite the scene. While setting records, the morning partiers were consecutively planning the next day’s visa run. From would I could understand, this was to involve a quick journey into Malaysia. Needless to say, the planning did not go so well.

The lesson, boys and girls, is this: drink responsibly (if at all), otherwise you may find yourself injured and robbed several thousand kilometres from home, or in unreliable company while trying to find a way to legally remain in a country. 

Fortunately, there were less hazardous ways to enjoy Ao Nang, including the aforementioned motorbike treks to temples and such (see my friend's travel blog for his take on the experience). It also paid off to lug my guitar across the country; hostel jams ensued, as they always do. 



Wat Sai Tai (Dragon Temple) in Krabi town
Stairs leading up to Wat Tham Sua (Tiger Cave Temple)


View from the top of Wat Tham Sua (Tiger Cave Temple)
Monkeys love the mountains



One of the most simple, practical, and fun things that virtually anyone can do throughout Thailand is learn and practice some new Thai words and phrases. This can be done through youtube, smartphone apps, or conversations with locals, and there are unlimited opportunities to refine pronunciation. However, while in Ao Nang, I met several people who had been in Thailand for weeks, and had barely learned how to say hello. Most of these people came here to party on the islands and such, and had very little interest in the language and culture. I saw it as a bit disrespectful, but decided to once again make lemonade. I made a serious effort to teach some new friends practical Thai phrases, most notably “awesome,”  “have a good day,” and “this is the most delicious thing I’ve ever tasted.” Once a teacher, always a teacher.

There is something called “living on Thai time,” and I experienced this in Ao Nang. Instead of staying two nights, I stayed for three, which required me to sacrifice a VIP bus ticket. I just couldn’t leave. Riding a motorbike on open roads, being surrounded by clean air, and meeting new people were more than enough to keep me there a bit longer. Alas, staying that extra day also meant I had to cancel a hostel in Bangkok and endure two consecutive buses home (totalling 22 hours, with a 1/2 hour break between), but it was worth it. Besides, the hostel owner gave me a discount for staying the extra day.  Lemonade.







Stay tuned...